F**cking Carrot Cake

When I first started cooking, I didn’t do much baking.  But my mom has this fantastic, from scratch, carrot cake recipe and I wanted to make it for a special occasion.  Little did I know how much work it was for one person (my mom used to recruit my sister and I) and I can’t…

Roast Beast

Shout out to my grandmother, Fluffy, who inspired this recipe.  Best Sunday night meal at grandma’s house, ever!  If I was on death row, I would seriously consider this as my last meal. Ingredients: 3 – 4 lb beef roast at room temperature (I like to use top round or bottom round roast, although most…